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Welcome to the all-new GREMLIN CAVE! Thanks to the guys at Telegraphics, Inc for their contributions.

I hope I’m able to offer you all that your little gremlin-loving hearts desire.  When I’m not lying about people with diseases, I’m actually a pretty decent dude.

Keep checking back.  I will do my best to keep this site updated and current.  Not that my life is all that exciting, but I have a knack for embellishment.


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  1. Michele from da Bronx says:

    Congrats on the REBIRTH of your Gremlin Cave!Always looking forward to your wit and charm.

    Ok maybe not so much the charm! ha ha

    good luck and BLOG OFTEN!

  2. Jim says:

    Love the new layout of your page, also wanted to wish you and Stacy a Happy Thanksgiving.


  3. MOJORISN420 says:

    Well Matt since you hate this time of year here is a lil holiday story to make you cheer, puff puff and have a beer…

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Dad at the whore house mom smokin grass and I settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings w/ pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney w/ one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on you all and have one hell of a night! Money is short time are hard here’s your fucking Christmas card….

  4. HoustonAL says:

    Hey Matt, I love the new format of thegremlincave.com. I am eagerly waiting to watch you blogging-off, or is it blogging-hoff? You’re one crazy dude and I love it. Hey there’s another name for another site for you, “blogging-hoff.com”
    Take care and hope you had a great thanksgiving day.